Corrupt a wish

[TechEmporium]

Granted but how would humorus things like this happen? (Check Attachment) (And i picked this picture just for Tech!)

First off, I hate Yu-Gi-Oh!. Secondly, that's a pretty good parody! And Chuck Norris survives (naturally).

I wish I was never goatse'd.

But you were (visually & physically).

I wish that the people would actually realize that Lemon Party isn't an actual political party (even though Canada has a Marijuana Party).

[Bengimon]

First off, I hate Yu-Gi-Oh!. Secondly, that's a pretty good parody! And Chuck Norris survives (naturally)

I know you hate Yu-Gi-Oh!. Why do you think i picked it?!
 
Granted, but people still believe in the Citrus Party anyway.
 
I wish that i didn't i have to write my english paper
 

[TechEmporium]

Granted; you instead have to write it in Esperanto.

I wish that people wouldn't make up languages like Esperanto.

[gaarathedancingpanda]

granted, but we lose the ability to speak

I wish that I ace my test on engrish ( i suck at it, despite being pretty fluent in lol speak)

[Archaic]

granted, you can now speak and write and understand engrish only.

i wish every pokemon card in my collection(they are now used as bookmarks) turned into a thousand dollar bill of legal Canadian tender

[TechEmporium]

Granted, but this can only be done by sending a petition to your local MP to de-legitimize the entire Pokémon franchise & asking for compensation.

I wish it actually were possible to do.

[Bengimon]

 Granted, but you get pissed off because everyone says how they miss it. Oh and Yu-Gi-Oh! takes over
 
I wish i could bench 200 pounds, 11 times.

[TechEmporium]

Granted; you get a 200-pound girlfriend & give up after 11 dates.

I wish the jokes on this thread were less corny.

[Camo Yoshi]

Granted, but then they just become stupid.

I wish My mom would upgrade form MS Money 2001. :<

[TechEmporium]

Microsoft wouldn't let her because they know it's the only decent version of the program they made.

I wish Microsoft would stop trying to imitate Mac OS X & Ubuntu with their Windows 7 GUI.

[input_cords]

Granted, but they instead imitate XFCE.

I wish the id Tech 4 engine would open-source already.

[Camo Yoshi]

Granted, but id Software get purchased by Microsoft and there will be no more Doom sequels.

I wish ReactOS wasn't so sucky.

[TechEmporium]

Granted; they give up on ReactOS & tell you to use Ubuntu with VirtualBox & your own copy of Windows XP.

I wish Microsoft made an entire, up-to-date, Windows-based OS that could be booted off of a single floppy disk.

[Camo Yoshi]

Granted; they give up on ReactOS & tell you to use Ubuntu with VirtualBox & your own copy of Windows XP.

I wish Microsoft made an entire, up-to-date, Windows-based OS that could be booted off of a single floppy disk.

Granted, but it's a rip off of Unix.

I wish that I didn't have a allergy to tree pollen. :\

[TechEmporium]

Granted; you get an allergy to 3 different allergens.

I wish Camo could find a stringer allergy medication.